Homedics PM-R2 Hand Held Massager (Colors May Vary)

As I waited two hours for a prescription at Walgreen's this afternoon, I entertained myself by auditioning all of the much-hyped gadgets, including the complete line of Homedics massagers. Although the Homedics shiatsu back massage clearly took honors, these little portable devices are capable of offering at least temporary symptomatic relief. There are several designs to choose from (though the prices have become virtually identical and, moreover, are often used by the chain as loss-leader items with 2-for-one sales).

To cut to the chase, this latest development by Homedics of their 3-point massager, a more compact and ergonomic version of earlier editions, is clearly your best bet (it's been dubbed "The Comet" in Homedics labeling of the items). I'm no physicist, but if I were, I'd probably be able to explain why the 3-point system is more effective in applying pressure efficiently to "accupressure" points than the newer "Quad" models. In short, if you plan to use the massager on yourself, go for the triangular configuration, preferably the one without the skinny legs and cushioned feet (you want it to slide). The Quad requires that you grip it like a flat iron and apply more pressure to achieve the same effect. If you have a strong-armed, "physical" assistant to work on your anatomy, it might be worth consideration (it also comes in an extra-large--but no more effective--rechargeable version).

In short, simply pick your favorite color and grab a Comet (if you're lucky, you may catch one on sale for five bucks. Walgreens seems to rely on these and alkaline batteries to lure customers into the store. You'll need the alkalines to operate the Comet.)